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i have two emotions

not giving a heck

and frick

frick

gutjob replied to your post: who wants to give me a haircut i’m serious

me

yes

who wants to give me a haircut

i’m serious

who wants to come over to my place and watch some dogs yawn

cannonballtitcomb:

Everyone gasps when I bring God to The Atheist’s Ball as my date

(Source: drilbert, via penismanlyguy69)

yoshinogari replied to your post: yoshinogari replied to your post: yoshinogari…

also don’t do it with your fingertips that is crazy. get tweezers and pull them quickly from the base of the hair.

I USED A TWEEZER AND WHAT THE FUCK

IT DIDN’T REALLY HURT MORE THAN USUAL

WAHT THE FUCK

MY ENTIRE PERCEPTION OF REALITY

IS SHAKEN

yoshinogari replied to your post: yoshinogari replied to your post: shout out to all…

can’t just let them shits grow you gotta weeeeeeed em out. be quick about it and then rub the skin and it doesn’t hurt that bad tbh.

I am going to give this a try and if it’s brutal then I’m gonna be real mad dude. I’m gonna be hecka man

yoshinogari replied to your post: shout out to all my homies with fucked up nipple…

wtf are you watching me im literally mid-pluck on one of these gnarly dark nipple hairs

why the heck are you plucking them

that’s like

brutal as heck

shout out to all my homies with fucked up nipple hairs

this one goes out ot all my haters

I am eating potato chips

might go make one more peanut butter & jelly sandwich to go with my wine